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gamebae:

get out of m’swamp
cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless
irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

ratchetmessreturns:

I can’t

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

online:

When somebody eats my leftovers